tirsdag, august 05, 2008

Hvor lame går det an å være?

Wikihow er egentlig lættis. Lættis på en måte at det er utrolig lame. Jeg mener, hvor lame er det ikke når fjortiser skriver tips om åssen man kan bli "emo", "populær" eller (my favourite) "fremstå som skjenert".

Og nå har jeg funnet en godbit som slår de alle sammen. "How to be cool on Facebook". Enjoy, folkens. It's even worse than you expect. Noen utdrag:

"Always delete embarassing application addition stories from your mini-feed. (Do this by pressing the 'X' on the right of the story you think is embarassing and then clicking 'Hide story'). Most of your mini-feed should be stories of you writing on other peoples' Walls."

"When writing on his Wall in conversation, use unique words that he/she will from then on associate with you. Make your words cute and easy to remember but don't overuse them. Don't use words that sound dirty, even if they aren't."

"Keep one profile picture for at least 2 weeks and pick carefully. Pictures of you in your new bathing suit, no matter how cute, are slutty and uncalled for. Be modest but make sure you look cute, or interesting. Facebook is a little more uptight on the content of the site than MySpace."

One word: WOW.

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