Translation?

I'm not sure why these flags, but oh well, you can't be too choosy with the pics you find on google.

Hey guys! From the stats on blogcounter (a.k.a stalking device) I have found out that I have readers from non - Scandinavian countries, who cannot possibly understand crap of what I'm saying. I'm open to writing a little translation with all of the essential bits at the bottom of my posts, so if you want that, please leave a comment below. I mean, it would look quite stupid if I wrote the translation without anyone to read it. Anyways, just leave a comment, and I'll see what I can do.